Ghost Advisory

It is common knowledge that when ghosts kiss

there is a spectral anomaly that can be seen by

those who are not yet freed from the confines

of a physical form. This phenomena has been

documented as balls of light appearing in photo

graphs with no other discernible light source.

If there is a larger confluence of ghosts kissing

in an area there may be noticeable changes in

weather and an upsurge in lightning.